Well .. ya not gunna believe this .....but I am keen to tell ya's anyway.
Inkeeping with all the other brilliant inventions that have been inventated over the years in "
"We here at Reddotel are proud to announce the "release"of our latest and greatest invention yet...
he "Lighter than air Sunliner"
Once you have towed one of these babies you will say goodbye to the dread Fobergross blobs that you have been dragging around the countryside for all those years.
Nothing even comes close to the Rëddotel windbag lighter than air sunliner.
It boast ....easy fold away and storage when not in use.
Set up in even the most busiest caravan parks at prime holiday with prime views .
No wheel bearings to grease.
No troublesome jockey wheel.. the load automatically levels itself out on start up..
START UP
Yup... you read me right folks... the new "Lighter than air Sunliner"is self propelled.
After getting clearance from Williamtown fighter base I was allowed to take the "Lighter than air Sunliner"out for its first road test....
Ahhhhhhh.. the wind in the nostrils.. the thrill of the open.....SKY...
The neighbours gathered as I taxied down the side street and gained altitude.. circled low over head office for a happy snap..
However.. elation and elevation soon gave way to deflation and desperation......
Seems I needed more lever control back towards me to make the nose lift and clear the neighbours pine trees.....
Bit touch and go for a while but I made it clear of the scrub....
All good at the moment... a bit of a southerly came up and has blown me off course.
I am currently typing this from just above a large red rock surrounded by a whole lot of red nothingness ??
Have sent a message to the Royal flying doctor service asking if they do "House calls"....
Whiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
What was that ???....ooo geez it appears that the farmers are shooting at the "Reddotel lighter than air Sunliner"Getting in a bit of strife here folks....
Umm .. I'll get back to you shortly !!!
Wing commander "Biggles"
